Ahoy me hearties! Mornin all – happy Talk like a Pirate Day!. In a national holiday for pirates n rogues everywhere please refrain from that thar likes o killin civilian populations n robbin them o assets for one day n go visit yer MOTHER who hasnt seen ye in a lon time!. Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!

So, that's Vimes talking like a pirate eh? I don't notice a difference!

Just kiddin ya ol sea dog!
Avast and come about, it be time to see me mama...